1 Misconception about My Body
I weigh less then people think. At 180lbs, people seem surprised when I weigh more then the 6ft tall guy standing next to me.
2 Lies about My Body
Smooth as a babies butt (well, unless that baby was the actor Andy Garcia)
Three Words: Twelve Inch Penis
3 Truths about My Body
I'm not sure that I will ever have 100% body confidence without the aid of booze or drugs.
Booze and drugs haven't actually had the best effect on my overall body.
"Land O'Scars" - criss-crossing my skull (surgery/baseball bat to the head), one on each ankle (C-section IV to major vein), between my eyebrows (German Shepard bite), on my right shoulder (Road Burn from Motorcycle accident) and on my right knee (Doberman bite)
4 Wishes about My Body
That - as I have to date - never break a bone in my body.
That the cartilidge between my CV Joint and Clavicle increases to diminish the pain after working out.
18.5 " biceps - no more - no less.
To get my ass back to being as tight and high as it was when I was 23.
Please no skin cancer - got a bad feeling about this one and the Scandanavian blood that runs through my viens
1 Misconception about My Mind
I'm stupid. In the real world I can't tell you how many people assume I'm stupid just by looking at me.
2 Lies about My Mind
100% "stream-of-conciousness" (my mind demands structure, feels comfortable with "black-and-white" and always finds method - to madness)
I'm incredibly smart. (I'm really not - I'm just not stupid)
3 Truths about My Mind
It works better under pressure.
It filters and processes things even when I wish it would stop - always just cranking away.
It lacks inspiration. I'm a creative "re-envisionist", but I have few brilliant original ideas.
4 Wishes about My Mind
To solve the 'obvious' problems faster - without bogging myself down in the minutae of details.
To regain just half of the intellectual capacity I had in college.
To become thirsty for knowledge and informational attainment on my own (and not from morning show news or USA today)
To comprehend the incomprehensable.
1 Misconception about My Soul
That I am a bad person.
2 Lies about My Soul
There's not enough left to love another person.
I sold it to the devil for a vial of 'G' and a handjob.
3 Truths about My Soul
With every painful entry I right and memory I shed - it grows stronger.
I've opened it up to fewer people in the real world then I have to strangers on the web.
I may not believe in God or organized religion, but I believe in Soul - which seems hard to substantiate given the previous statement.
4 Wishes about My Soul
That one day it be as beautiful as Aarons.
That it teaches me to stop hating.
That it helps me to start loving more freely.
That one day you'll see it coming before I even enter the room.