Top Ten Reasons It's OK To Be From A Dysfunctional Family
- With a plethora of divorces and seperations in your family tree your sure to get more presents at X-mas.
- You have way more of a chance of appearing on Sally, Jenny or Judge Judy than those silly, vanilla nuclear families.
- It's not only not controversial to be in therapy - you get the "family discount"
- Two words: Prescription Drugs
- More likely to "run into someone you know" at an AA, NA, or AAA (kidding) meeting.
- You never actually "had" to go on family vacations.
- You'll never write a blog about your coffee cup.
- Four words: Movie Of The Week
- Which is more intriguing cocktail chatter : "I hit my brother in the face with a golf club when I was 8" or "A story about earning a merit badge in boy scouts"
- Even Dr. Phil steers clear of you.