Monday, September 16, 2002

Top Ten Reasons It's OK To Be From A Dysfunctional Family

  1. With a plethora of divorces and seperations in your family tree your sure to get more presents at X-mas.
  2. You have way more of a chance of appearing on Sally, Jenny or Judge Judy than those silly, vanilla nuclear families.
  3. It's not only not controversial to be in therapy - you get the "family discount"
  4. Two words: Prescription Drugs
  5. More likely to "run into someone you know" at an AA, NA, or AAA (kidding) meeting.
  6. You never actually "had" to go on family vacations.
  7. You'll never write a blog about your coffee cup.
  8. Four words: Movie Of The Week
  9. Which is more intriguing cocktail chatter : "I hit my brother in the face with a golf club when I was 8" or "A story about earning a merit badge in boy scouts"
  10. Even Dr. Phil steers clear of you.