Ok Fast Pants...here are your answers:

1. I can assure you - I would "never" be a McDonald's character
   
2. Coming to 6 hours after going down on ‘G’ at a bar in Chicago, strangers carried me out unconcious - took me home - stuck me in a shower and then explained to me when I finally came to (and they had been up all night watching over me) that I had stopped breathing several times.
   
3. Prefer a rhythmic combination of both – starting slow and steady and ending fast and furious.
   
4. Chicago
   
5. Movie Critic or Club Scene Reporter for Rolling Stone or a Fluffer before the invention of Viagra.
   
6. Suck – then Lick down the shaft – back up to the head – down the shaft, the balls, under the balls. Repeat as necessary.
   
7. Atari – 10th Birthday. The made it a treasure hunt to find it and the wrapped it in a crappy box. It was more the lead-up and the surprise – hey sounds like sex!
   
8. Oral – 12 yrs old, Anal – 23 yrs old.
   
9. Memorize (and constantly forget)
   
10. Issey Miyake ‘Pour Homme’