Friday, June 21, 2002

"If I was in the fridge...would you open the door?"
"If I was grass would you mow your lawn?"
"If I was your body would you still wear clothes?"

"If I was a booger would you blow your nose, where would you keep it, would you eat it ??"

"I'm just trying to give myself a reason... to be around"

"If I was a porch swing would you let me hang?"
"If I was a dance floor would you shake your thang?"
"If I was a rubber check would you let me bounce, up and down inside your bank account ?"

"Would you trust me not to break you?"

"I'm just trying really hard to make you... notice me being around."

"If I was a haircut would you wear a hat?"
"If I was a maid could I clean your flat?"
"If I was a carpet would you wipe your feet, in time to save me from mud off the street ?"

"If you liked me, if you loved me, would you get down on your feet and scrub me?"

"I'm a little grubby... from just being around."

Lyrics from "Being Around"/Album: "Come on Feel" by The Lemonheads

So would ya ??