"Emotional Whirling Dervish seeks Structure, Foundation, Consistency, Normalcy and Security. Enjoys being told what he gets paid and not just getting cash stuffed in his hand (well I mean I enjoy that - but IT's NOT THE AMOUNT WE AGREED ON), willing to engage in extraprofessional relationships if someone better comes along and offers me title, benefits, office, salary and puts it on paper."

hmmmm...does anyone get the hint that I'm becoming increasingly frustrated with my decision to go the non-corporate route??

Hopefully no worries. I think there's a nice corporate job offering blowing in the wind.