The Top Eleven Things That I Adore About the People Who Read My Site
- You immediately appreciate the fact that "11" items are far superior to the sissy "10" items you may find on another site.
- You secretly refer to me as a "bi-polar, manic depressive, tortured love puppy" when huddled together in secret ceremonies celebrating the genius of Traci Lords.
- If I smile - you smile with me, if I laugh - you laugh with me, if I cry - you cry with me...now why the hell can't I get you to fall in step with the "When I strip naked - you strip naked" ???
- Emails, lots of loving, touching, sharing, adoring, kind emails.
- Obscene email, dirty, naughty, perverted, twisted emails (this is speaking directly to you and you and you )
- Your the only one I can honestly tell that I watched more of Tuesday nights 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer' (a show only meant for gay men and teenage girls) then Game 3 of the World Series (also called "California's Civil War")
- You don't expect half-naked pics of me on my site - but you seem to "appreciate" half naked pics of me on my site.
- Your more fun than Torrets in an open air mall.
- 3 words: Kathi Lee Gifford (hey it doesn't need to make sense - I'm praising YOU - enjoy it silly)
- I don't have to wear clothes to chat with you.
- ...and finally 3 more words: NO RESTRAINING ORDERS
You can now return to your regularly scheduled viewing.